hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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