AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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