summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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