Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
