I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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