did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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