I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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