So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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