We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i would punch a child for taco bell
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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