Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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