yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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