Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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