Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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