i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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