is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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