doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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