The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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