This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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