i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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