I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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