Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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