god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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