YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
