can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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