It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
honey bunches of taint.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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