Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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