Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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