i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I think a kid would responsible me up
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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