i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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