I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
either way he was missing a nipple.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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