I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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