it hurts more in the daytime
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
There's even glitter on my cock...
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