I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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