is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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