I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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