i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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