I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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