so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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