It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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