i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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