Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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