I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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