Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
false alarm. still invincible.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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