arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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