Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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