My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
