Sry I called you an 8
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
