He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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