How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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