i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
3 2 1 whiskey
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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