In America we eat man semen.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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