Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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