i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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