I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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