what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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