I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
She bit a glass in half.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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