fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Randomize
